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Post by Soln Tok on Nov 14, 2009 2:38:33 GMT -5
Granted, though they also recast Rosie O'Donnell as Padme. Have fun with those Naboo scenes.
I wish there was less anti-alien sentiment in the galaxy.
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Post by Darth Bandon on Nov 16, 2009 17:29:56 GMT -5
Granted. You no longer exist because the galaxy is now made up of only humans, and there are no aliens to have sentiment against. And since humans love to hate what is different than them, they find something else to feel anti about.
I wish all these mutherkriffing Jedi would get off my mutherkriffing planet!
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Post by Lee Katarn on Nov 16, 2009 17:41:58 GMT -5
Granted. But all the Dark Jedi leave as well and it leaves the planet without a single Force User. Because of this, the troopers also leave. The civilians of the planet are then left to live their lives in peace and quiet. Wait, this is actually a pretty awesome wish.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Nov 16, 2009 19:11:47 GMT -5
Grant, though its the size of an air speeder and weighs 1783 pounds and comes into existence 10 feet over your head.
I wish I could fall and miss the ground.
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Nov 17, 2009 4:49:52 GMT -5
Granted, you fall from from a starship and your body is left forever orbiting a long forgotten planet.
I wish I had the ability to make dreams reality.
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Post by Arligan Fett on Nov 19, 2009 11:37:24 GMT -5
Granted, your dream becomes reality and bastilla appears before you scantily clad, however, she also punches you in the face and makes you cry.
I wish I could have a twinkie
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Post by Hokan on Nov 19, 2009 23:26:30 GMT -5
Granted, it is one from the 1930's that was near one of the nuclear test sites. It was exposed to high levels of radiation, however the preservatives did their job so it tastes perfectly fine, you just don't get super powers as expected. I wish people would STOP METAGAMING!!!!!!!
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Post by Lee Katarn on Nov 20, 2009 14:52:04 GMT -5
Granted. All the metagaming, godmoding n00bs leave the site and dwindle the site's numbers. But it's a relatively small number and the rping quality sky rockets. Oh wait. That's not corrupting a wish. Oh well.
I wish the psychos on Borderlands would stop calling me a meatpuppet. Especially since it's a sloppier and less cooler version of HK-47 saying meatbag.
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Post by Bastila Shan on Nov 26, 2009 19:17:30 GMT -5
Granted. They stop calling you a meatpuppet in favor of calling you something even more degrading and insulting.
I wish that Jacob Degan would come back from the Unknown Regions, or that he would have been willing to take me with him.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Nov 30, 2009 10:19:27 GMT -5
Granted. Revan comes back from the unknown regions, but you find out he really is a hutt who was using a human form but now is not using a human form.
I wish I could blow something up.
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Post by Christopher Michael on Nov 30, 2009 10:57:25 GMT -5
Granted, though you can't stop which makes you a marked man in the Star Wars Universe. Your explosions didn't make the dynomite effect you were initially going for.
I wish Ultimate frisbee was a sport in the Star Wars universe.
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Dec 1, 2009 7:58:35 GMT -5
Granted. The tournament takes place in the Petranaki arena, good luck trying receive a Huck (see ultimate frisbeeinfo.com) while being charged down by a Reek and a Nexu.
I wish the force was something cooler than microscopic bacteria. I felt much better just thinking it was kinda like magic.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Dec 12, 2009 16:28:03 GMT -5
Granted. The Force is now a drug or spice that you have to take all the time or else you are normal like everyone else. As such, it becomes closely regulated by the government and there is a highly illegal black market trade in the Force.
I wish that I could go to London for New Year's (something I might actually be doing).
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Post by Josh Nayayen on Dec 13, 2009 16:38:26 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose all your luggage at Heathrow leaving you without any coat, jumper or anything at all warm and all the shops are shut.
I wish they would hold another (SW) Celebration in London, or somewhere close.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Dec 13, 2009 22:36:24 GMT -5
Granted. It is close... Though in Galactic terms. Its 5 Star Systems away.
I wish that a major 'reset' battle would happen already so that planets are taken back and the Characters have to 'head home' to continue to train.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Jan 19, 2010 20:37:53 GMT -5
Granted. But Ten Sith Spies come in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping and take you to the unknown planet, never to be seen again along with such infamous items as Vandar's robes, Thrawn's pants, and incriminating pictures of Grant with Thrawn.
Wishes for the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Jan 19, 2010 20:52:36 GMT -5
Granted. But you are not Mr. Rogers. In fact, you find yourself playing a similar role to the one Indiana Jones does in the song, with the same fate.
I wish that I could have been one of the actors portraying a minor Star Wars character in the movies.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Jan 19, 2010 21:09:08 GMT -5
Granted, you were asked to portray a cowardly Geonosian that flies away during Episode II.
I wish could find my way off that unknown planet WITH the infamous items such as Vandar's robes, Thrawn's pants, and incriminating pictures of Grant with Thrawn.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Jan 21, 2010 1:03:55 GMT -5
Granted, Grant and Thrawn release incriminating pictures of you in retaliation and an angry mob kills you and takes Vandar's robes and Thrawn's pants from you. Thrawns pants dance in joy at your corpse's burning.
I wish the geese at school would discontinue their attempts to attack the student population.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Feb 15, 2010 23:45:57 GMT -5
Granted. The geese cease to attack the student population, and instead make persistent attempts to mate with the student population.
I wish Obama wasn't cutting NASA's funding.
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Post by Atton Rand on Mar 4, 2010 13:56:00 GMT -5
Granted. Instead, he puts all the money into it. NASA advances into space exploration beyond our galaxy. Fearing we're progressing faster than our own good, aliens attack our planet and enslave us by eating our brains. Way to go.
I wish I owned my own galaxy.
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Post by Kali Black on Mar 14, 2010 0:17:09 GMT -5
Granted. It's the tiny galaxy inside a marble from Men in Black and if you ever drop it, it explodes outward and destroys both that galaxy and ours.
I wish turtles would rise up and overthrow humankind.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Mar 23, 2010 13:53:54 GMT -5
Ninja Turtles rise from the sewers and overthrow human kind. Human kind, you included, is forced to live in the sewers below them. However, human kind mutates into turtles and overthrows the ninja turtle regime, thus starting an endless cycle non-turtles could care less about.
I wish all the sexual tension on Dantooine would go away. It's really awkward.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Mar 28, 2010 22:01:25 GMT -5
Granted. Deanna rewrites all the stuff on Dantooine so that there is no sexual tension, because everybody is shipped with somebody else and everybody is getting laid regularly.
...Which still inevitably results in a great deal of awkwardness. After all, it's Deanna that's choosing the pairings.
I wish that I could study by osmosis, and quickly and effortlessly absorb information out of books or off computers.
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Post by Christopher Michael on Mar 28, 2010 23:20:54 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realize that there is too much information in books or computers for your brain to hold. This causes you to become a recluse that drives you away from libraries and computer labs.
I wish the Sith Lords would be happy and positive (instead of constantly being dark).
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