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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 20, 2009 23:19:26 GMT -5
Granted. You are online ALL THE TIME. Because of this, you never get any sleep and die.
I wish for a limitless supply of Corellian Ale.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 28, 2009 14:30:53 GMT -5
Granted. But its locked safely away and though you own it, can't consume any of it.
I wish I had a twin. (they'd be the good one)
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Post by Lara Rhys on Sept 28, 2009 16:08:41 GMT -5
Granted. There's an epic struggle between good and evil, and you die.
I wish there wasn't a need for lightsabers, or any other weapons.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 29, 2009 19:05:00 GMT -5
Granted. But now people throw flowers at each other, which have all beings have become allergic to.
I wish that the Sith would start falling back from occupied worlds.
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Post by Nov'an Tzun on Sept 29, 2009 22:39:48 GMT -5
Granted. They all fall back to Korriban, and stay there for a few decades. They come back with a vengance later, armed to the teeth and impossible to defeat. You wind up in a Sith work camp, as do I.
I wish that the Sith faction was more active.
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Post by Alexander Organa on Sept 30, 2009 16:48:46 GMT -5
Granted. We now have 200 Sith players, each with 5 characters, and with each character posting at least 4 times a day. All the other factions are completely overwhelmed by the massive influx of Sith posts and get fed up with always loosing - thus leaving the RP and causing the IE to die a slow and agonizing sithy death.
Seriously though, we do need some Sith recruits to get this faction more active. Think about creating a character. We have cookies and amazing health benefits. -Darth Talik (Sith Faction Leader)
I wish that the Jedi would just surrender already and submit to working in the spice mines of Kessel. Come on, it's really not that bad.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 30, 2009 18:56:30 GMT -5
Granted. From there, they learn all they need to about the Sith. Their fleet and army numbers, where they are, and internal conflicts. They now strike from the heart of the Sith Empire and the Sith are all but exterminated except a few Dark Jedi (The actual Sith Player's profiles).
I wish I had the talent and could write a Star Wars-y book.
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Post by Josh Nayayen on Oct 1, 2009 17:42:35 GMT -5
Granted, but it's as realistic as Karen Travis' work. (4 million clones anyone?)
I wish I could apply for a driving license already.
(NB. The minimum age you can apply for a provisional (learner) license is 17 in the UK so yeah, the US gets it at 16. But, our drinking age is only 18, NOT 21. Ha!)
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Post by Alexander Organa on Oct 1, 2009 22:22:09 GMT -5
Granted. You crash into everything that comes near you - including babies, puppies, and kittens.
(What's so unrealistic about 4 million clones? Oh, and we actually get a provisional license at 15. 16 is when you can get your actual license.)
I wish that there were more people online today. Seriously, record low anyone?
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Post by Jerex Talan on Oct 1, 2009 23:41:33 GMT -5
Granted. /b/ visits us and spams us up. Good Job.
I wish for a truce between the Sith and Republic Governments. Let the Jedi, light and dark, bicker and fight on their own.
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Post by Josh Nayayen on Oct 2, 2009 14:54:46 GMT -5
Granted, the fight between the Light and Dark side grows to the scale that the fighting suffocates the truce and everyone starts fighting again. *hintSWTORhint* I wish the Great Bith War would happen. (note: this is what happens when you get a copy of the KotORCG from the internet)
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Post by Dol Grenn on Oct 5, 2009 2:21:51 GMT -5
Granted. The war is waged subsonicly and results in an unimaginable amount of damage to every single sentient being's auditory systems throughout the galaxy - causing more damage, chaos, pain, and suffering than the 100 Years of Darkness, the Great Hyperspace War, The Great Sith War, the Mandalorian Wars, the Jedi Civil War, the first Jedi Purge, the Great Galactic War, the New Sith Wars, the Stark Hyperspace War, the Clone Wars, the second Jedi Purge, the first Galactic Civil War, The Yuzhan Vong War, the Corellian Insurrection, the second Galactic Civil War, the Sith-Imperial War, the third Jedi Purge, and the Imperial Civil War combined.
I wish the Great Bith War hadn't happened.
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Post by Ar'kikze S'ss'nixztoo on Oct 6, 2009 4:12:01 GMT -5
Granted. But then Josh just wishes for it again, you grant that and it happens again, then you wish for it to not to have happened, which I grant, only to have Josh wish for it again... this causes a perpetual time loop paradox in which the destruction of said event actually results in the creation of said event, causing confusion, mayhem, and the eventual collapse of the universe as we know it.
I wish Verpine blended into a crowd a bit better.
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Post by Josh Nayayen on Oct 6, 2009 13:14:03 GMT -5
Granted, you are blended underfoot like insects (which you are).
I wish I didn't have to wait until the 24th for season 2 of The Clone Wars to start here.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Oct 6, 2009 16:41:03 GMT -5
Granted. You move to the US, but now you can no longer watch QI. Or any other popular British Television.
I wish that the BBC would cave to the American demand for certain programming seen only on England's Regional BBCs.
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Post by Kom'rk Vhon on Oct 7, 2009 1:27:10 GMT -5
Granted. But you are the only one who watches the channel, being that everyone else is watching Desperate Housewives, CSI: Miami, and Survivor Season 75, or whatever other horrible television shows there are and thus the channel is quickly discontinued never to return.
I wish more PCs died in-game.
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Post by Sith Trooper on Oct 8, 2009 3:25:31 GMT -5
Granted, all the Jedi die. The Sith take over the galaxy/game/forum/planet/etc. Wait... that's not a corrupt wish. That's an AWESOME wish! SCORE!
I wish people would recognize us Sith Troopers for what we really are: just simple men trying to make a living and support our families.
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Post by Salkar Skirata on Oct 8, 2009 17:20:34 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone realises that the Sith Troopers are just people trying to make a living and exploits this weakness and instead offers more credits to buy you off and make you merc's. The Sith then loses all of it's non force fighting group and loses all battles and the Sith become extinct once again.
I wish that I could afford to buy all of the KOTOR merch ever created.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Oct 8, 2009 22:52:38 GMT -5
Grated. You buy it all...and then realize its all cr@p.
I wish I had Ordo as my middle name.
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Post by Tobias Katarn on Oct 29, 2009 11:15:51 GMT -5
Granted. Then you're accused of identity theft and are locked up forever.
I wish I was an only child.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Oct 29, 2009 11:24:51 GMT -5
Granted. You are an only child. SOMEONE ELSE'S ONLY CHILD. You grow up to live a happy life filled with butterflies and rainbows and you love the color pink.
I wish someone would unlock this safe so I could get to my stash.
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Post by Darth Bandon on Nov 10, 2009 17:21:31 GMT -5
Granted. Having had the safe pointed out to them, a Sith cuts through the lock with his lightsaber like you could have done yourself. He then carries off all your stash except for a few spoiled bottles that are way past there expiration date.
I wish to become the most powerful Sith Lord this galaxy has ever seen.
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Post by Salkar Skirata on Nov 10, 2009 17:37:31 GMT -5
Granted. You are destined to become the most powerful Sith Lord ever seen, but the Jedi find out this information and kill you before you get the chance to become said Sith Lord.
I wish I was more creative.
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Post by Bhob Dhur on Nov 11, 2009 15:25:20 GMT -5
<Granted. You discover that the more spice you sniff, the more creative you get. But eventually you accidentally kill yourself by overdosing.>
<I wish I had a good crumblebun or loop pastry right about now. Dantooine doesn't have anything good to eat!>
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Nov 13, 2009 7:39:39 GMT -5
Granted, you wash your crumblebun down with some spice tea. unfortunately you have an allergic reaction to the tea and your tongue swells to the size of a fist in your throat and you choke and splutter to an untimely death.
I wish I had been picked for the part of anakin skywalker in attack of the clones.
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