Darth Reaper
Dark Jedi
The true war between the Jedi and Sith will not be won through Military might.[C01:Blue]
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Post by Darth Reaper on Mar 16, 2009 13:17:49 GMT -5
You make a wish and the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example:
"I wish for a puppy"
Second person, "Granted, but it hates you and bites you, you get rabies and die
I wish for... Etc."
Ok I'll start
I wish I was a Game Programmer in Japan.
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Post by Vytarn Kraas on Mar 17, 2009 15:37:02 GMT -5
You get nasty carpal tunnel. Before it has time to injure you, though, you get stepped on by Godzilla.
I wish my back pain would go away.
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Post by Lance Hazell on Mar 17, 2009 17:59:58 GMT -5
You are Cured But 5 minutes after your cured you fall down some stairs and break both your heels putting you in worse pain, sorry haha I wish I wasn't so ginger
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Darth Reaper
Dark Jedi
The true war between the Jedi and Sith will not be won through Military might.[C01:Blue]
Posts: 67
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Post by Darth Reaper on Mar 17, 2009 18:29:53 GMT -5
Granted. Your red hair is gone but you are now prematurely bald.
I wish I could grow my dreads back.
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Post by Lance Hazell on Mar 17, 2009 19:13:36 GMT -5
Granted. Your Dreads Return To you, but while toasting something the dreads accidentally fall in the toaster, setting your dreads and you ablaze.
I Wish I Get Loads Of Birthday Presents Today
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 18, 2009 14:45:19 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up getting a Gizka from every single one of your guests. They all begin to multiply and the local authorities charge you per each Gizka that they have to kill or round up. You end up going broke, owing over 5 million credits and a nice long stay in a cell somewhere.
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.
(A true Genie test eh?)
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Post by Lee Katarn on Mar 18, 2009 14:51:13 GMT -5
Granted. You are now placed in a padded room and equipped with a jacket that makes you hug yourself. You will never get out, but your safety is a given.
I wish I had a nice car.
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Post by Vytarn Kraas on Mar 18, 2009 15:33:28 GMT -5
Granted. You are now the proud owner of Gran Turismo 5...on the PS3! (Mwuhaha!)
I wish that my internet connection was faster.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 18, 2009 16:25:04 GMT -5
You wish is my command. You are now the proud owner of the world's fastest internet connection. Only your neighbor has stolen all but 29kbps of your internet connection.
I wish for a MILLION BUCKS!
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Post by Lance Hazell on Mar 18, 2009 16:52:41 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but to get it you had to rob a bank, and the police are on to you, they have said on the news that 92% Of the money you stole was the presidents and you will serve a life sentence or even the death penalty for your evil crimes.
I wish my xbox would read copied dvds
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John Ordo
The three things a man needs to be happy are pasta, friends and explosives.
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Post by John Ordo on Mar 18, 2009 19:37:50 GMT -5
Done and done. Unfortunately, it PLAYS them as Epic Movie.
I wish that I could cure cancer.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Mar 19, 2009 0:26:22 GMT -5
Granted. You discover the cure to cancer, but die in the process of making this discovery. Even worse, someone else takes all the credit and the history books won't mention you at all.
I wish lightsabers were real.
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Darth Reaper
Dark Jedi
The true war between the Jedi and Sith will not be won through Military might.[C01:Blue]
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Post by Darth Reaper on Mar 19, 2009 8:25:10 GMT -5
Granted. Lightsabers are now real but have been outlawed and are in the process of being destroyed.
I wish I had FF7.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Mar 19, 2009 23:11:55 GMT -5
Granted, but it's in Ancient Egyptian and freezes every time you use your limit break.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Mar 20, 2009 10:46:12 GMT -5
Granted. The Cake isn't a lie, but you still cant eat it.
I wish the week had an extra day so I could get stuff done on the weekend and still take a day off.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 20, 2009 23:00:00 GMT -5
Granted. The week is now 8 days long, but somehow, you still manage to have more work to do than time. Go figure.
I wish for Bio-mechanical suits to be real!
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John Ordo
The three things a man needs to be happy are pasta, friends and explosives.
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Post by John Ordo on Mar 21, 2009 9:48:39 GMT -5
Granted. However, they quickly assimilated humans and took over the world.
I wish it was easier to schedule Dungeons and Dragons get-togethers.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 21, 2009 11:02:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you now get stuck with a Level 2 Female Cleric EVERY TIME! Cause you don't ever invite me to play! I don't care that there's so many thousands of miles between us.
I now wish to CONQUER THE WORLD!
(out-of-game, by the way, do you guys play 3.5 or the new 4th edition? Which edition do you prefer)
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John Ordo
The three things a man needs to be happy are pasta, friends and explosives.
Posts: 105
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Post by John Ordo on Mar 21, 2009 12:48:20 GMT -5
(Yay! A fellow D+D-er! And, 3.5, but I haven't tried 4.0. I heard mixed things...)
Granted. You are quickly assassinated.
I wish I had the money to afford DnD 4.0 books.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 21, 2009 18:53:34 GMT -5
Granted, but a really young relative rips out pages, colors on others, and completely destroys your new 4.0 Books.
I wish I could play D&D again with a group of people.
(Heard only decent things about it. Except it'd be easier to start again with level one characters.)
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John Ordo
The three things a man needs to be happy are pasta, friends and explosives.
Posts: 105
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Post by John Ordo on Mar 22, 2009 14:54:12 GMT -5
Granted. However, your DM likes killing PCs. It's not very fun.
I wish that I could control how the dice land.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 22, 2009 19:14:54 GMT -5
(HA! You loose. I've actually lost 2 characters so far in my whole D&D career of playing 3 characters! That's what happens when you can get natural 1 rolling streaks. First one was only brought back cause it was too much trouble to start a new one and so had to sacrifice all of his GP, and one of his eyes. He was possessed and turned against the rest of the party. Second one had zombie rot and had to RUN with '20' 'Fortitude Checks' back to the village to get healed. Barely made that with 1, I repeat, 1 Constitution left, but was killed later in a tournament. Character deaths were fun. Ah. Good times. Good times.)
Granted, but you can only make it roll 1's.
I wish for a second COMPLETE D&D Dice Set!
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Mar 24, 2009 14:16:26 GMT -5
Granted, but all the numbers are ones.
I wish I had noticed this ongoing list of DnD wishes earlier.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 24, 2009 17:10:33 GMT -5
Granted, but you are somehow prohibited from posting about it until now.
I wish for a nice get together of all IE players one day at one location.
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Darth Reaper
Dark Jedi
The true war between the Jedi and Sith will not be won through Military might.[C01:Blue]
Posts: 67
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Post by Darth Reaper on Mar 24, 2009 17:35:30 GMT -5
Granted. We all meet but can't stand the site of one another. (T-T that would be so awesome. But what would we do if we all did meet?)
I wish for Barry Lyga's next Fanboy and Goth Girl book.
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