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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 11, 2009 23:45:49 GMT -5
Granted. I filled my wheelbarrows full of pie and stored them all in your room. The smell and stains never come out, but there's no other room's available and you're stuck with that for the rest of your Jedi life.
I wish I had an awesome theme song.
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Post by Alexander Organa on Sept 12, 2009 0:58:17 GMT -5
Granted. Though it's so awesome that every time it plays the people hearing it have a heart attack and die. So after a few hundred people die, nobody wants to hear it and you are shunned from society FO-EVAR!
I wish I didn't have a dead Sith Lord inhabiting my body and mind.
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Post by Tobias Katarn on Sept 12, 2009 1:04:39 GMT -5
Granted. But now you're in the middle of the Sith Academy and have the likes of Exar Kun, Freedon Nadd, and Darth Bandon to contend with. Of course, they kill you.
I wish there were more good looking female sith.
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Post by Darth Sjena on Sept 12, 2009 1:08:09 GMT -5
Granted. There are 20 clones of me. And that's all the corruption you need. *evil cackle*
I wish kittens tasted better.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 12, 2009 11:46:45 GMT -5
Granted. But they taste so good that you eat too many of them, and choke to death on a hairball.
I wish I had a cool superhero costume.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 12, 2009 19:38:42 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately, its cape gets caught on a passing vehicle as you do a heroic pose and leaves you completely nude in a highly populated area. Brrrr.
I wish I had a real, functional Star Wars Blaster.
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Post by Triosh Berada on Sept 15, 2009 4:45:13 GMT -5
Granted, unfortunately the powerpack overloads when you fire it and you lose most of your firing arm.
I wish I had a Jar jar binks skin matching pair of boots and belt.
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Deanna Domino
Grey Jedi
Kas tulisha abia al port. - Chaos opens the door of opportunity.
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Character Species: Human
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Post by Deanna Domino on Sept 15, 2009 14:27:21 GMT -5
They're talking Jar-Jar boots and belt! Yousa must be so happy to have Jar-Jar talkin' to you all the time!
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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Post by Hokan on Sept 15, 2009 14:53:19 GMT -5
Granted. It's not this one.
I wish they would study the short and long term effects of the H1N1 vaccine before making it a mandatory vaccination for children under 6 months old and pregnant women.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Sept 15, 2009 18:59:24 GMT -5
Granted. Then you realize that nothing else is approved with ling term studies done in humans.
I wish I didn't have an exam every 2 weeks.
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Sept 16, 2009 5:06:13 GMT -5
Granted. You fail in life and become a bum. Enjoy sleeping in doorways and smelling of pee.
I would like to be the most powerful person on earth.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 16, 2009 7:51:53 GMT -5
Granted. You are so powerful that you implode. Which, of course, results in your demise instantly.
I wish I had a cool catch phrase.
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Post by Saviin Roegr on Sept 16, 2009 9:35:31 GMT -5
Granted. But you didn't get the rights to it. Someone else does, and they get rich.
I wish I didn't have armor that showed off my boobs so well.
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Post by Hokan on Sept 16, 2009 14:25:34 GMT -5
Granted, you wear my armor, and I'll wear yours.
I wish I could speak (and write) fluent Mando'a.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 16, 2009 15:17:18 GMT -5
Granted, then through some unexplainable phenomenon, Five RL Mandalorians appear next to you and you try to impress them by speaking to them, but they don't care and shoot you in the head.
I wish I had an operational space vehicle.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 16, 2009 15:27:35 GMT -5
Granted. It's operational, but you didn't update the navcomputer. You make the jump to hyperspace and it sends you directly through a star, you don't complete the journey.
I wish I had cool mando armor.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 16, 2009 15:29:38 GMT -5
[OOC: You forgot a wish. Though.....Granted. You get nothing and nothing changes.]
Granted, its Saviin's.
I wish I had a picture with the proper proportions of head to body ratio to use as my avatar.
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Post by Saviin Roegr on Sept 16, 2009 22:16:08 GMT -5
Granted. It's of a toydarian.
I wish I could snipe something right now.
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Sevda Dravel
Me and my sandvich, coming to kill you!
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Post by Sevda Dravel on Sept 16, 2009 22:18:46 GMT -5
MY HEAD? OH GODS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HEAD? *Congratulations. You shot your squadmate in the head, killing her. Nice work.*
I wish I had a head again, after Saviin shot it off.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Sept 17, 2009 8:00:48 GMT -5
Granted. However its my old head and is the wrong gender and proportion to your body.
I wish I could read all the Sith forum. Not just the planet area.
[Response]NoooooooooO! Did I at least take some of them down?
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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 17, 2009 8:23:30 GMT -5
Granted. But now you know all the Sith secrets and they hunt you down and kill you.
I wish I had a super weapon.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Sept 17, 2009 19:06:53 GMT -5
Granted. But some teenage farmboy from a backwater planet blows up your superweapon with a lucky shot before you can use it more than once.
I wish they hadn't rushed the release of KotOR II and hadn't had to cut all that stuff from the game.
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Post by Vytarn Kraas on Sept 17, 2009 21:57:06 GMT -5
Granted, but due to the fact that it was taking so long, they cut funding, and there was no KotOR II.
I wish that I could fall to sleep whenever I wanted to, and wake up when I wanted to.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Sept 17, 2009 23:37:45 GMT -5
Granted. You decide you want to sleep for a whole decade. When you wake up, it's the middle of World War III and you're taken as a prisoner of war by the Chinese. They eat you, with ketchup.
I wish… I wish for a rose.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Sept 18, 2009 0:50:27 GMT -5
Granted, you get stabbed by a thorn. You then proceed to drop the rose into a sewer. Oops.
I wish I could be online more frequently.
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