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Post by Ryan McHugh on Aug 4, 2009 13:53:21 GMT -5
Granted, you can't go back without saying a chant and the first one you go to has no atmosphere. Unable to speak the word airless, you die a terrible death.
I wish the Sith would leave Corellia for The Independence League to run.
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Korja Vevut
Mercenary
A warrior's duty is to survive.
Posts: 68
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Post by Korja Vevut on Aug 11, 2009 16:07:37 GMT -5
Granted. The Sith leave Corellia for the Independance League to run a half-marathon. They return at the end and spit on babies.
I wish that Porboards PM system sucked less.
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Post by Christopher Michael on Aug 11, 2009 16:44:12 GMT -5
Granted, though the vacuum can't pull the PM's around as quickly.
I wished that sitting on a beach didn't give sunburn.
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Post by Alexander Organa on Aug 11, 2009 17:00:55 GMT -5
Granted. Now it just gives you cancer without the indications.
I wish I had a full set of ARC Trooper armor.
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Korja Vevut
Mercenary
A warrior's duty is to survive.
Posts: 68
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Post by Korja Vevut on Aug 11, 2009 18:28:50 GMT -5
Granted. It looks excellent on your cat- the only thing in the household that it fits.
I wish that I had a signature that was so awesome that people applauded every time I logged onto the internet.
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Post by Christopher Michael on Aug 11, 2009 18:32:26 GMT -5
Granted, though the applause is so loud that everyone else logs off.
I wish the Sith would run for the hills when the Jedi come to battle.
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Kimi Balis
Sith Hopeful
I am not head of catering! I can kill catering with a thought!
Posts: 8
Character Species: Human
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Post by Kimi Balis on Aug 11, 2009 18:57:16 GMT -5
They run for the hills where there are bunkers TO AVOID GETTING KILLED BY THE BOMBS THAT SLAUGHTER ALL THE JEDI AAWWWWW YEAH. I wish I had a really tiny pony like this one that I could dress up and have follow me around and I could snuggle with it and it'd love me.
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Post by Alexander Organa on Aug 11, 2009 19:14:07 GMT -5
Granted. But it has a lifespan of two days due to the insane amount of inbreeding and genetic manipulation it takes to create a horse that small. (My cat would looks AWESOME in ARC trooper armor! That's not "corrupt a wish," that's "make a wish better!") I wish George-di'kutla-Lucas hadn't chased Karen Traviss away from writing Star Wars books forever with all the moronic bullshit changes in Star Wars continuity hes bringing in with the Kark Wars... oh, excuse me, I meant the Clone Wars.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Aug 11, 2009 19:54:17 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately, this causes the universe to tear and George Lucas pulled out of reality and Star Wars goes with it. It never exists, and thus your wish is never made. Therefore, Star Wars does get remade, and this time the universe just slaps you over the head with a frying pan for trying to make that wish.
I wish I knew everything there is about Star Wars.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Aug 12, 2009 17:59:53 GMT -5
Granted, your head explodes.
I wish George Lucas's head would explode.
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Post by Christopher Michael on Aug 13, 2009 12:21:48 GMT -5
Granted, though this causes all Star Wars characters to explode/vanish.
I wish the Galactic Empire and the Resistance could work together towards a common goal.
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Post by Nov'an Tzun on Aug 13, 2009 21:09:21 GMT -5
Granted. They both work towards the destruction of the other.
I wish that my internet connection was faster.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Aug 13, 2009 23:23:32 GMT -5
Granted. However, it now only connects to male enhancement add servers everytime you try to load a page, which now loads at dial-up speeds due to the massive amounts of adds it has to load. I wish to understand what the news supposedly was for Korja's post in This or That. (reply #95)
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Aug 14, 2009 1:50:06 GMT -5
Granted, you both cry like a child and vomit.
I wish I didn't need food or drink to survive.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Aug 14, 2009 21:07:58 GMT -5
You dont, but when you eat for enjoyment, it all turns to sand in your mouth.
I wish Kansas didn't exist.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Aug 15, 2009 23:42:17 GMT -5
Granted, a black hole forms where Kansas once was. We all die because of you.
I wish I had a better wish.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Aug 17, 2009 0:49:09 GMT -5
Granted. But your wish is so much better than everyone else's that they rally together and burn you at the stake.
I wish Darth Talik would stay dead.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Aug 17, 2009 1:11:35 GMT -5
Granted. Now you just have to deal with his son, Darth Katil whose a factor of 6 times more powerful and un-killable as his father was. Good Job.
(I did cry and then vomit as I figured out that he must have been talking about Les Paul's death and then realized I was crying with a dude)
I wish I could talk to the dead spirits.
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Aug 17, 2009 10:54:29 GMT -5
Granted, now the billions of dead do nothing but talk to you all day and all night until your ears bleed, you can not sleep or get away from their never ending voices filled with the torment of how they died and you end up killing yourself to stop the never ending wails.
I wish I was a faster swimmer.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Aug 17, 2009 13:44:07 GMT -5
Granted, you swim so fast you run headfirst into the side of the pool, knock yourself out, and drown.
I wish my skin was fireproof.
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Ad-Tsi-Lex
Jedi Initiate
I think about when there's so much steak.
Posts: 141
Character Species: Tiss'shar
Alignment: Neutral Good
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Post by Ad-Tsi-Lex on Aug 17, 2009 17:52:01 GMT -5
It's made of asbestos. You get lung cancer from being exposed to your asbestos skin all the time and die.
I wish I had more time to read as much as I'd like to.
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Post by Christopher Michael on Aug 17, 2009 21:05:50 GMT -5
Granted, though you have so much time on your hands that you read all of the books of the world and now become bored.
I wish Darth Talik's ship was in better shape.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Aug 19, 2009 13:17:58 GMT -5
Granted. But now Darth Talik's ship is in such great condition that the Republic can't score a win against him and eventually loses.
I wish I had my own capital class ship.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Aug 21, 2009 2:49:22 GMT -5
Granted, it's broken and you don't have a crew. Here comes the enemy fleet!
I wish fish could sing funeral durges.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Aug 22, 2009 13:21:51 GMT -5
Granted. A trio of Selkath sing at your funeral and the sound of it is almost unbearable.
I wish I had a girlfriend who was like Jarael.
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