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Post by Ryan McHugh on Mar 24, 2009 18:56:59 GMT -5
Granted, but it was printed with dissapearing ink. You have five minutes to read it.
I wish my picture would stop doing whatever it's doing and stay as the picture it's meant to be.
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Saquesh
Exchange Crime Boss
Profit by whatever means, Survival of the best money can buy, and if their bike beats yours, buy it.
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Post by Saquesh on Mar 24, 2009 19:03:08 GMT -5
Granted but you have to use my 'free' hosting site. www.fileden.com/. Signing up is such an inconvenience and there's 3 pages you have to 'pass' the offers of before you get to your page. I wish I could just host pictures from my own personal computer.
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John Ordo
The three things a man needs to be happy are pasta, friends and explosives.
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Post by John Ordo on Mar 24, 2009 22:03:54 GMT -5
Granted. However, the only pictures you can host are of Epic Movie.
I wish that yogurt was less expensive.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Mar 27, 2009 10:31:53 GMT -5
Granted. But, less expensive yogurt tastes like sand in rotten milk (which is even worse than regular yogurt).
I wish there were more gay mandos.
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Mar 27, 2009 11:39:24 GMT -5
Granted. but they see that there is a bounty on your head and gun you down.
I wish that I could get paid to play games all day.
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Deanna Domino
Grey Jedi
Kas tulisha abia al port. - Chaos opens the door of opportunity.
Posts: 202
Character Species: Human
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Post by Deanna Domino on Mar 28, 2009 23:12:49 GMT -5
You're playing games all day with Jigsaw! Fun fun games! I also hope you like your 12 cents a day to go through twisted and increasingly lame death traps! ALL DAY. EVERY DAY. 24 HOURS A DAY. IT NEVER ENDS.
I wish that people weren't so loud and angry all the time.
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John Ordo
The three things a man needs to be happy are pasta, friends and explosives.
Posts: 105
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Post by John Ordo on Mar 29, 2009 12:22:04 GMT -5
Granted. They now all act exactly like you. Every joke that you go to make is made half a second before you can. That last pork chop is never there when you reach for it. Every single action you would make is made by EVERYONE.
I wish I had a friendly pony. (No sex jokes, please.)
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Mar 30, 2009 3:33:06 GMT -5
Granted. But your Pony is lame and you bear witness as the local glue merchant comes round and puts a bolt gun to it's head and sends it's brains splashing across your face.
I wish I were immortal.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Mar 30, 2009 10:28:06 GMT -5
Granted but your stuck in the event horizon of a Black hole that consumes Earth the day after you gain your immortality. Enjoy.
I wish I could teleport. (Jumpers)
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Post by Josh Nayayen on Apr 3, 2009 11:06:34 GMT -5
(I was watching that film last night incidentally) Granted but you end up teleporting infinitely only between two places.
I wish that someone could find a way to make exams less tortuous.
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Saquesh
Exchange Crime Boss
Profit by whatever means, Survival of the best money can buy, and if their bike beats yours, buy it.
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Post by Saquesh on Apr 3, 2009 15:48:45 GMT -5
Granted. Drop out.
Hehehe. I wish there was more activity on this website.
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Post by Lee Katarn on Apr 3, 2009 19:11:48 GMT -5
Granted. But now it's full of n00bs posting with no plot point whatsoever and spit in the face of what's canon.
I wish I could draw.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Apr 4, 2009 0:11:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only draw gay porn and have to give it all to me!
I wish my pancreas wasn't defective.
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Post by Alexander Organa on Apr 6, 2009 21:59:49 GMT -5
Granted, but a contingent of British Men come knocking on your door and ask to have your liver, when you refuse they break into song about how meaningless everything you experience is and by the time they finish you don't give a flying f*ck so you let them have your liver.
I wish that we all lived in a yellow submarine.
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Post by Umar Tane on Apr 7, 2009 11:41:00 GMT -5
Granted. But then you're part of the yellow navy...and we all know what happens there!
I wish I had a Porsche. A nice one too.
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Maraya Kalia
Director of Republic Intelligence
"For the Republic!"
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Post by Maraya Kalia on Apr 8, 2009 6:50:45 GMT -5
Granted. But you must always travel with a big hairy gay biker called Bjorn!
I wish I could travel in time!
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Apr 8, 2009 10:44:16 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately when travelling forward you age and in doing so die.
I wish I had my own millenium falcon.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Apr 8, 2009 13:50:00 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately when you hide from Imperial Star Destroyers, you fail to make it out of what is actually a Giant Space Slug and die a slow painful death.
I Wish I Had Some Kind of Super Human Power
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Post by Cabur Skirata on Apr 8, 2009 15:32:24 GMT -5
Granted. You now have super human flatulance. This leads you to become very unpopular with your friends, you lose them and begin a solitary, stinky life.
Yoda, I wish I were.
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Post by Caius Ordo on Apr 17, 2009 10:00:26 GMT -5
Granted. But you're the cocky arrogant yoda who loses all the time. Failed!, you have. Into exile, you must go.
I wish The Clone Wars series was good.
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Saquesh
Exchange Crime Boss
Profit by whatever means, Survival of the best money can buy, and if their bike beats yours, buy it.
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Post by Saquesh on Apr 18, 2009 18:00:19 GMT -5
Though I already think it is, Granted. However, its improved with the disappearance of Jar Jar Binks. He's fallen through a weird multidimensional portal and ends up watching it with you.
Mesa likes dis. Ow bout you little Ani?
I wish America had a stable and more perfect economic system.
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Post by Vytarn Kraas on Apr 18, 2009 18:18:16 GMT -5
Granted. Stephen Harper is now your president. (Muhahaha from Canada!)
I wish that Microsoft publisher was less retarded.
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Post by Astefan Macillan on Jul 29, 2009 22:37:35 GMT -5
Granted. Although the newest version of Microsoft publisher is much improved, you get sued by someone who was offended by your politically incorrect use of the word "retarded".
I wish that I could see in the infared spectrum in real life.
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Post by Ryan McHugh on Jul 31, 2009 14:28:56 GMT -5
Granted, it's not pretty. Really, you never figure out what all the fuss is about and almost everything you see is sickening enough to make you want to hurl.
I wish that I could turn invisible at will.
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Post by Jerex Talan on Aug 2, 2009 20:19:19 GMT -5
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