Post by Jefardi Owwaullis on Jan 11, 2013 10:59:46 GMT -5
Demonic beavers:
These chat-creatures came into existence by the illegal stealing of mansion materials, and building a dam. They were released into the wild by Stesha, and have evolved since then into demonic beings, so they could more properly survive the hostile environment.
Currently there is debate amongst Members, as to the proper barrier to be used against these demonic creatures. Particularly, there is a mis-conception that a circle can hold such creatures, while more researched beings, have concluded in a triangle. Yet others have no faith in these 'archanic geometry' and think projectile weapons, such as a 'wookiee shotgun' will do the trick. This is why Trandoshans are still getting free carpets, due to these tricky and misleading ideals.
Ocelot:
~Updated Backstory~
TO BE ADDED LATER
Somehow brought into existence for the Chatbox pool, of which Birk the elusive, also known as Brick, also known as Birk, food for the ocelots, is the keeper of. As Birk, The Elusive has yet to feed the Ocelot in many months, it can be assumed that this creature has turned feral, and will most likely ignore your flesh and bones and go straight for the Ocelot's favourite type of food. Human Souls.
Approach with amusement.
Goats:
Used for adminly rituals.
Tigers:
WE also have them.
George Takei:
Apparently he is with the Tigers and Lions.
Lions:
We have them. Not that I, the writer, have ever seen them. But we have them nonetheless.
Also they are starving.
Anon:
The most mysterious of all creatures in the ecosystem, these were the first lifeforms to walk its surface and to make random jokes regarding shipping of characters.
They seem to appear at random, and some times, much to most members' amusement or anger.
Sometimes members masquerade as Anon(s). The reasoning is unknown, but recent research has suggested that they wish to go back to their roots, before they were named. Back to the terror of unending 13 years trash talking days in which they sounded like a typical specimen found on the horrendous invention known as 'xbox live'.
More information will be added as more field research is done.
Members:
The most infrequent of all creatures in the chatbox.
Usually they claim to be in the 'Posting Room', a white, padded cell, in which people who are being sucked into the chatbox tend to go to get some form of weird 'seclusion' so they can do the thing they tend to avoid even more fervently than the chatbox; posting.
Jedi vs Sith people:
After theplanned assassination decreased activity of JvS, we have an influx of these...members...players...things... They seem to have a tendency to...post...frequently...an oddity, the last of which was only seen over 437 days ago.
One of the three frequent commentors on the chatbox has taken up residence next to Azra's throne, similar to how the normal peasant is occasionally invited up there...that is, if they please Azra, usually by doing violent horrific things, of unending, indescribable horror...horror so vast it makes the Tomb of Horror look like a childhood prank pulled by the GREAT GARY GYGAX. Horror and mayhem so extreme it causes most disaster movies to admit they boiled down 1% of 1% of 1% of what is required to gain admitance to the top of the golden throne mountain.
Wookiee:
The Wookiee, also known as Taloombray, also known as Lord Tal, prominent citizen of the wooks.
There has been at least one known wookiee in the chatbox, one of the more frequent intelligent commentators in it.
If you encounter the Wookiee, and somehow manage to incur his wraith, the best and easiest way to survive, is by inducing a random 'Stesha' or 'Azra' (also known as Lady Azra, Queen of the Mountain of Sharp Stabbing Devices) to appear, as they will distract him by either braiding him or 'glomping' him, usually only the one known as 'Stesha' will do braiding.
Sadly, there is no known way to make a 'Stesha' appear, however there is a way to make Azra appear, although only Birk, the Elusive is known to make it work, and it has variable results. This way is known as making sexist comments towards women, and will end up with Azra being summoned to 'bitch slap' the offender, or whomever said such comments.
Jefardi:
Watchman of the Chatbox. nuff said.
DO
NOT
MESS
WITH
Else pain may occur. Or the infamous "...." followed by deletion of all comments making the offender look like a crazy person.
These chat-creatures came into existence by the illegal stealing of mansion materials, and building a dam. They were released into the wild by Stesha, and have evolved since then into demonic beings, so they could more properly survive the hostile environment.
Currently there is debate amongst Members, as to the proper barrier to be used against these demonic creatures. Particularly, there is a mis-conception that a circle can hold such creatures, while more researched beings, have concluded in a triangle. Yet others have no faith in these 'archanic geometry' and think projectile weapons, such as a 'wookiee shotgun' will do the trick. This is why Trandoshans are still getting free carpets, due to these tricky and misleading ideals.
Ocelot:
~Updated Backstory~
TO BE ADDED LATER
Somehow brought into existence for the Chatbox pool, of which Birk the elusive, also known as Brick, also known as Birk, food for the ocelots, is the keeper of. As Birk, The Elusive has yet to feed the Ocelot in many months, it can be assumed that this creature has turned feral, and will most likely ignore your flesh and bones and go straight for the Ocelot's favourite type of food. Human Souls.
Approach with amusement.
Goats:
Used for adminly rituals.
Tigers:
WE also have them.
George Takei:
Apparently he is with the Tigers and Lions.
Lions:
We have them. Not that I, the writer, have ever seen them. But we have them nonetheless.
Also they are starving.
Anon:
The most mysterious of all creatures in the ecosystem, these were the first lifeforms to walk its surface and to make random jokes regarding shipping of characters.
They seem to appear at random, and some times, much to most members' amusement or anger.
Sometimes members masquerade as Anon(s). The reasoning is unknown, but recent research has suggested that they wish to go back to their roots, before they were named. Back to the terror of unending 13 years trash talking days in which they sounded like a typical specimen found on the horrendous invention known as 'xbox live'.
More information will be added as more field research is done.
Members:
The most infrequent of all creatures in the chatbox.
Usually they claim to be in the 'Posting Room', a white, padded cell, in which people who are being sucked into the chatbox tend to go to get some form of weird 'seclusion' so they can do the thing they tend to avoid even more fervently than the chatbox; posting.
Jedi vs Sith people:
After the
One of the three frequent commentors on the chatbox has taken up residence next to Azra's throne, similar to how the normal peasant is occasionally invited up there...that is, if they please Azra, usually by doing violent horrific things, of unending, indescribable horror...horror so vast it makes the Tomb of Horror look like a childhood prank pulled by the GREAT GARY GYGAX. Horror and mayhem so extreme it causes most disaster movies to admit they boiled down 1% of 1% of 1% of what is required to gain admitance to the top of the golden throne mountain.
Wookiee:
The Wookiee, also known as Taloombray, also known as Lord Tal, prominent citizen of the wooks.
There has been at least one known wookiee in the chatbox, one of the more frequent intelligent commentators in it.
If you encounter the Wookiee, and somehow manage to incur his wraith, the best and easiest way to survive, is by inducing a random 'Stesha' or 'Azra' (also known as Lady Azra, Queen of the Mountain of Sharp Stabbing Devices) to appear, as they will distract him by either braiding him or 'glomping' him, usually only the one known as 'Stesha' will do braiding.
Sadly, there is no known way to make a 'Stesha' appear, however there is a way to make Azra appear, although only Birk, the Elusive is known to make it work, and it has variable results. This way is known as making sexist comments towards women, and will end up with Azra being summoned to 'bitch slap' the offender, or whomever said such comments.
Jefardi:
Watchman of the Chatbox. nuff said.
DO
NOT
MESS
WITH
Else pain may occur. Or the infamous "...." followed by deletion of all comments making the offender look like a crazy person.