Post by Jefardi Owwaullis on Jan 17, 2013 22:32:04 GMT -5
Rashos: you seem the most active so far
Jefardi: one...COULD say that
Jefardi: wouldn't you agree Astefan?
Arkanianjedi: ...yes
Arkanianjedi: yes, he is
Jefardi: you might even say....I live here
Arkanianjedi: he really does
Rashos: Nothing wrong with that ••
Firgreer: You might even say he is a digital entity that was programmed by Josh to watch over the forum.
Rashos: So what factions are active atm?
Jefardi: jedi/neut
Steshalorkin: jef
Jefardi: yes?
Steshalorkin: no, you as a faction
Arkanianjedi: being a waitress at that particular restaurant is probably considered a really good gig for her, and better than whatever her parents did/do for a living
Jefardi: they were probably accountants, i can't imagine a worse hell
Taloombray: Lenara: [flirting achieved. Move on to next goal]
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DRUNKEN AZRA TIME:
AzraGlenstorm: alex needs to be here, drunk
AzraGlenstorm: If I could cuddle with everyone, I would.
AzraGlenstorm: lolllllll
Arkanianjedi: even Alex?
AzraGlenstorm: Can you cuddle and stab at the same time?
AzraGlenstorm: I don't have bad ideas. I only have awesome ideas.
AzraGlenstorm: And everything I do while drunk issomething I want to do sober. So I have no drunk regrets.
Taloombray: so... do female mammilian jedi not wear bras or is that some sort of auto force power?
AzraGlenstorm: Phoenix would be llike I KNOW YOU ARE A JEDI. NOW TRAIN ME WITH YOUR DINOSAUR AWESOMENESS.
AzraGlenstorm: FOR I SHALL BE THE GREATEST JEDI OF ALL TIME
AzraGlenstorm: And Phoenix would be like, NAH MAN. I'd never hurt a fly. I JUST LIKE BEING AWESOME.
AzraGlenstorm: No, I'm wine tipsy.
AzraGlenstorm: tis quite different from mixed drink tipsy.
AzraGlenstorm: less ridiculous things are said.
Taloombray: you've already told us yer weight tho
AzraGlenstorm: But I'd tell you that sober
AzraGlenstorm: 110-115 lbs depending on when i've eaten or whatever
AzraGlenstorm: 5'4
AzraGlenstorm: blonde hair
AzraGlenstorm: hazel eyes
AzraGlenstorm: AND I'M A HOTTIE
AzraGlenstorm: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
AzraGlenstorm: EVERYONE GET TIPSY
AzraGlenstorm: I've never been tipsy with Star Wars friends before. This should happen.
AzraGlenstorm: yes. yes you should.
AzraGlenstorm: and then we can al flirt our heads off with each other.
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SwirlingForce: also, is Brik joining?
Taloombray: dunno
SwirlingForce: I assume Azra will fawn over him and convince him to join with her eyelashes?
Ajjiaka: i vote for dragons...
Taloombray: yes
Taloombray: because dragons can be harnessed and ridden
Taloombray: and they can fly
Taloombray: which is badass
Arkanianjedi: you go ahead and try to ride Smaug
Ajjiaka: and they're just plain sexy
Arkanianjedi: Jef and I will sell tickets
Arkanianjedi: for people to watch
Jefardi: alex is back
Taloombray: where?
Arkanianjedi: EVERYBODY JUMP HIM!
Taloombray: hmmm... now i'm torn
Arkanianjedi: don't move!
Arkanianjedi: I'll go get a needle and thread
Taloombray: LOL
Steshalorkin: are you sure you want to let HIM do that?
Arkanianjedi: *returns with needle and thread*
Arkanianjedi: actually I was gonna suggest that Stesha is probably the best at sewing out of everyone present
Taloombray: [pulls out the poking/smacking stick to ward off Stephen]
Steshalorkin: that's right
Taloombray: I can sew
Arkanianjedi: well, fine then
Arkanianjedi: go sew yourself!
Arkanianjedi: *tosses the needle and thread at Tal*
Arkanianjedi: *premtive glomp*
AzraGlenstorm: *GLOMP*
Jefardi: WHO IS THE ANON
Taloombray: when you are an admin, you will have access to IP addresses
Jefardi: hehehehehehehehe
Taloombray: so you can find out
Jefardi: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jefardi: (extreme evil laughter occurs)
AzraGlenstorm: ...oh no...
AzraGlenstorm: so... i can't hide anymore...
AzraGlenstorm: this is an invasion of privacy!
Jefardi: THIS IS CALLED POWER
Taloombray: but why hide? we love you here
Arkanianjedi: and so, Jef's true motivation for becoming an admin is revealed!
AzraGlenstorm: because i don't like being nagged for posts X(
Taloombray: then you should post more often to avoid being nagged at
Jefardi: if you don't want nagging, just ask for no nagging
Taloombray: or post
Jefardi: just know
AzraGlenstorm: but i post as often as i can!
Jefardi: deep down
Jefardi: inside my inner psyche
Arkanianjedi: if you scroll back up, you'll see that I managed to glomp you FIRST
AzraGlenstorm: and i told you when I made the character Jef, that I couldn't make any promises about posting
Jefardi: you are making a small child
Jefardi: cry out in despair
AzraGlenstorm: ...OHMYGOODNESS I thought "you are making a small child" was your response to stephen saying he glomped me.
Arkanianjedi: dammit Jef, now I'll never be able to think of glomping the same way again!
AzraGlenstorm: ...no that's just not fair. stephen you can't let him taint your mind like that!
AzraGlenstorm: i want to innocently glomp!
Jefardi: ....
AzraGlenstorm: ...
AzraGlenstorm: *headdesk*
Arkanianjedi: Alex isn't always a good influence
Arkanianjedi: there's a reason Azra stabs him
AzraGlenstorm: maybe not... but he's a FUN influence. XD
Arkanianjedi: hehe
AzraGlenstorm: hahahahahaha
Jefardi: ....
AzraGlenstorm: "There's a reason Azra stabs him."
AzraGlenstorm: JEF DON'T MAKE THAT PERVERTED
Jefardi: in a jam, think we could get a hold of azra?
Arkanianjedi: not necessary, I just spammed him
Taloombray: i have fewer ways of getting a hold of her than i do Alex, so no
Jefardi: spammed him on what? AIM? or FB?
Arkanianjedi: CP
Taloombray: [snerk]
Arkanianjedi: cell phone
Deannasaurus: You should probably refrain from using that acronym.
Taloombray: just a bit
Arkanianjedi: why?
Deannasaurus: It stands for child porn. ••
Taloombray: CP is internet-acronym for child porn
Deannasaurus: Sooooooooooooooo yeah.
Arkanianjedi: and that, Jef, probably constitutes a mind break
Taloombray: i dunno... i think the glomp child-making was better
(following a discussion of radio-collared squirrels on college campuses)
Taloombray: least when i was there, there was a family of foxes that lived RIGHT in the center of campus
Arkanianjedi: isn't it unusual for foxes to live right in the middle of someplace that gets that much human traffic?
Taloombray: yes and no
Taloombray: they adapt readily to urban settings
Taloombray: but at least our little fox family never interacted with the students
Taloombray: which is likely why they were allowed to remain
Arkanianjedi: maybe the foxes were studying the radio-controlled *humans*
Arkanianjedi: they probably had a stolen cellphone and were trying to figure out how it related to all the humans that had one seemingly stuck to their heads/hands
Arkanianjedi: I'm inclined to believe that we should be allowed to keep our guns
Arkanianjedi: though if I were ever to snap and go on a killing spree, it wouldn't be with a gun
Steshalorkin: and he's going to thialand soon
Taloombray: why?
Steshalorkin: residency
Arkanianjedi: to escape the gun control
Jefardi: my roommate is setting up his altar
Jefardi: and doing ritual soon i thnk
Arkanianjedi: eh, tell him not to bother
Jefardi: why not?
Arkanianjedi: the demon beavers don't seem to be hurting anything
Steshalorkin: you leave my beavers alone
Arkanianjedi: keep ignoring them and they'll fade away
Steshalorkin: they are content building their damn dam
SwirlingForce: quick change of topic, then I'll shut up. Is the lightsaber menu and affiliates all screw for other people as well?
Arkanianjedi: Jef, you'll have to pay for his therapy too it looks like
Jefardi: DAM IT
Arkanianjedi: SHUSH
Arkanianjedi: you'll draw aggro from the demon beavers!
Jefardi: see THAT is why i have a shotgun
Jefardi: to defend against the demon beavers!
Taloombray: Stesha, rein in yer beavers or they're gonna get shot
Jefardi: don't make me do it!
Steshalorkin: are you near what was told to be dam-ed?
Steshalorkin: -beavers beging to dam(n) the lightsaber menu and affiliates board-
Steshalorkin: if the beavers aren't bothering anyone, i'm going to bed
Arkanianjedi: you might want to take all the beavers with you, just to be on the safe side\
Arkanianjedi: then you don't have to worry about them hurting anyone or Jef trying to shoot them
Jefardi: or jef's roommate enslaving them for their demon powers to sacrifice to Anubis
Steshalorkin: -sigh-
Steshalorkin: -encircles their area with salt and holy water-
Steshalorkin: there they can't leave the circle
Taloombray: that only works on vampire slugs
Arkanianjedi: just so long as nobody breaks that circle
Arkanianjedi: just so long as nobody breaks that circle
Arkanianjedi: it doesn't even have to be holy water, as long as you infuse the circle with a bit of will
Arkanianjedi: as long as you've got chalk or salt or something to make a circle with
Jefardi: triangle of light or salt
Arkanianjedi: how did you phrase the question in which you asked for advice?
Jefardi: or cage of iron
Steshalorkin: no cages
Jefardi: how would you trap demon beavers
Steshalorkin: they are my beavers, i say they can't get out of the circle, they can't get out
Steshalorkin: now don't break the circle
Jefardi: i'm using a triangle now
Arkanianjedi: making the triangle outside the circle?
Jefardi: morphing the circle into a triangle
Steshalorkin: -taps toe and glares-
Arkanianjedi: YOU IDIOT!
Taloombray: [starts drawing one of those thing from FMA]
Arkanianjedi: when the beavers attack you, it'll be on your own head!
Arkanianjedi: for messing up the circle!
Steshalorkin: so saith their creator, a circle
Arkanianjedi: clearly, Stesha is the resident demon beaver expert
Taloombray: [draws a circle with an equilateral triangle in it which itself has a verticle line through it]
Jefardi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Taloombray: no... other way around
Steshalorkin: now put it back so i can go to sleep with the HOPE that they won't eat you
Jefardi: YOU ARE GOING TO SUMMON CTHULLU
Jefardi: CTHULLUOID DEMON BEAVERS
Ajjiaka: dude... you repel sea-bears with circles....
Taloombray: triangle with a circle in it with a verticle line in it
Steshalorkin: i got it tal
Taloombray: [summons Harry Potter]
~Later~
Taloombray: [goes and sulks up the tree]
Steshalorkin: jef, did you fix the circle?
Jefardi: yup
Jefardi: its now a triangle
Steshalorkin: ...............
Arkanianjedi: yo Tal, up in a tree is not the place to be when there are about to be angry demon beavers on the loose
Steshalorkin: they wouldn't be on the loose if someone fixes the circle
Taloombray: s'my tree
Arkanianjedi: which makes it beaver-proof?
Taloombray: if her beavers start in on it i'm within my rights to shoot them
Steshalorkin: and it is notable OUTSIDE the circle
Arkanianjedi: the circle that Jef kriffed up
Jefardi: whatever you do, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MAKE A CIRCLE YOULL DOOM US ALL
Taloombray: [sits on the front porch with a Wookiee shotgun]
Arkanianjedi: go ahead and do whatever you want, Jef
Arkanianjedi: I'll watch from in here
Arkanianjedi: *draws a circle around himself and infuses it with his will*
Jefardi: triangles ground the energy far more
Steshalorkin: they are MY demon beavers and i say they need a circle
Arkanianjedi: like, if I'm inside a circle, can they get in?
Steshalorkin: -small voice- it's the most area in the smallest circunfrence
Taloombray: hokey religions and archane geometry are no match for a good shotgun at your side
Taloombray: altho Stesha needs props for her geometry comment
Ajjiaka: *draws a square?*
Jefardi: you'll kill us all! it has to be a triangle!
Arkanianjedi: squares are worthless here, dear
Taloombray: [draws trapazoid]
Steshalorkin: lol
Ajjiaka: whats wrong with a square?!
Arkanianjedi: I've never heard of any magic that requires squares
Ajjiaka: it's even
Ajjiaka: on all sides!
Jefardi: it would kill us all!
Ajjiaka: it's like...... united
Taloombray: [draws a rombus]
Ajjiaka: it's like.... "all sides are created equal"
Arkanianjedi: except that the demon beavers and us are not equal
Taloombray: [draws a sphere, but only with 1 dimension, so it looks like a line]
Steshalorkin: if i come back and you have a new hat, i'll make a hat out of you
Taloombray: so are we effectively gonna be sneaking out the backdoor while the jedi masters are still in conference?
SwirlingForce: haha, I suppose so. Technically they're still in there aren't they?
Taloombray: since none of them have posted for... over 3 months?
SwirlingForce: Probably talking about the required robe length for female Padawans or something
AzraGlenstorm: They better specify equal robe length for males and females or Azra is going to have a fit
SwirlingForce: well its the female length that causes the distractions
AzraGlenstorm: Azra is not concerned about male's inability to stay focused.
Taloombray: well wat are they gonna do if you refuse to wear their new low-cut robes? toss you out an airlock?
AzraGlenstorm: She does not see why she should have to suffer for her weaker-minded counterparts.
SwirlingForce: detention?
SwirlingForce: scrubbing the engine deck?
Taloombray: this sort of setting seems like one of those places where people could refuse and there'd be little that could be done about it
Taloombray: "I refuse to wear your new robes!" "You have to" "No I don't!" "Well, we'll make you scrub the engines with your toothbrush" "No, I don't think I'll be doing that either" "..."
Taloombray: [jedi masters huddle in a corner whispering about what to do now]
SwirlingForce: Not a very good Jedi
SwirlingForce: only choice? exile.
SwirlingForce: "Hand over your lightsaber and GTFO"
AzraGlenstorm: Oh she'd give them a speech. "Their lack of focus is neither my fault nor my problem. I see no reason why we females should have to suffer for our weaker-minded counterparts. If this is such an issue then perhaps the Masters should focus their efforts on better disciplining their male padawans rather than scolding the females who are clearly far more progressed in their training."
SwirlingForce: "And what purpose does your short robes serve, jedi Glenstorm?"
AzraGlenstorm: See the thing is, Azra wouldn't even be wearing short robes anyway
SwirlingForce: "Good, then there is no need to make an issue of our ruling. Problem solved.
Taloombray: LOL... and meanwhile, my character is perpetually naked
Taloombray: win
SwirlingForce: hahaha
AzraGlenstorm: Hahahaha she'd bring that up. "Mr. Taloombray over here is practically naked and no one seems to have a problem with that. That's species-ist."
Taloombray: hehe
Taloombray: and he'd be all "WTF?! Don't bring me into your weird human clothing arguments"
AzraGlenstorm: "So now you are not only sexist but species-ist. I would expect better from the Masters of the Jedi Council."
AzraGlenstorm: She'd probably just wink at Tal and be like, "Don't worry, I got this."
Arkanianjedi: has Alex performed the ceremony with the goats yet?
Taloombray: HAHAHAAH
Taloombray: [snerk]
Jefardi: he is preparing!
Taloombray: [runs off giggling]
Taloombray: sorry... my brain's been in the gutter for a while now
Jefardi: ...
Taloombray: heh... ahem... uh, go about your business. Pay no attention to the giggling Wookiee
Taloombray: move along
Arkanianjedi: Tal probably pictures the ceremony as involving doing something with the goats other than sacrificing them
Taloombray: move along
Jefardi: ....
Jefardi: seriously tal?
Taloombray: dude... I'm a furry, I was lampustinaing your roommate's worshiping of the furries' favored ragamuffin god, and Stephen just explained how his character was not a pedo
Taloombray: i have habits of making my computer passwords long enough "to launch nuclear devices" as one of my friends put it
Ajjiaka: *climbs the tree... watching Tal*
Ajjiaka: >.>
Taloombray: why are you in my tree?
Ajjiaka: its not your tree i had this earlier!
Ajjiaka: my tree!
Ajjiaka: I'LL PEE ON IT
Taloombray: the giant tree in the chat is my tree
Taloombray: I HAVE ALREADY PEED ON IT
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RANDOM CHAT RP, that was not on Chatango/chatbox
he's probably going to resort to digging up some texts or something and be like, "Just read this" *hands her huge tome*
=five minutes later=
"Done. Now what?"
no no no no
=four minutes and forty seven seconds later=
"Done, I took notes and wrote a 15 page paper in 5 font..want it double spaced?"
Bandon: "..."
Saskira: "Double space it is" *goes over to holodevice, followed by printing noises*
Bandon: "And in bigger than 5pt font!"
Saskira: "but all those poor tree and rai- hang on...aren't we suppose to be doing evil stuff? Klark the rainforests" *goes to reprint in 15 font*
he's very quickly going to get to the point where he uses her to do his research
he'll be like, "We're looking for [this] and here are my resources. See what clues you can find on where it is."
"and WHERE WERE YOU A YEAR AGO? This would have been SO MUCH easier and I could have had Sjena eating out of my hand by now!!"
"uhhhhh staring at this hot pureblood...he almost looked like Lord adasca" *pulls up a picture of Lord Adasca* " except like....25 years younger. And hotter."
"Wait what? what does that have to do with anything?!"
*Bandon wasn't paying that close attention to picture*
"well...you asked where I was like...a year ago."
"So you spent your time oggling the attractive males on your home planet?"
"uh...yea...pretty much. When I wasn't waiting on tables"
-Slight Retcon-
"Hmm let me see...a year ago I was waiting on this cute guy named astefan. He never called me, jerk"
*Bandon's ears prick up* Did he give a last name?
"...no..." *obviously confused*
"Well did he carry a lightsaber?"
*nervous gulp* "I...I think so Master. He did have a couple of friends, including this disgusting hum--...uhhh *nervous glancing*..who..er....hit on me. I think his name was...gart? garret? And one of my kind, as well as a large moving..furry...thing. Wookiee i think is what they are called."
because all she'd get from bandon would be a WTF expression
she will probably get that expression a lot
she go like "what? Oh he was a jedi wasn't he? ....Jedi can be hot too." *ponders the jedi she keeps on hearing about from bandon* "Isn't bastila suppose to be attractive for a human?"
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Caiusordo: we should show Candy the new site
Jefardi: yes, we should
Candalore: This is one of those things where you guys take me to an old van with "free candy" spray painted on the side isn't it?
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Jefardi: INCOMING THRAWN
Thrawnlives: DEANNA!!!!!
Deannasaurus: ALANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jefardi: oopsm caps
Deannasaurus: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR CAPS LOCK
Thrawnlives: DEANNA!!!!!!
Deannasaurus: ALANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Thrawnlives: THE DAYS, THE YEARS, THEY HAVE BEEN EMPTY WITHOUT YOU!!!!
Deannasaurus: HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR BLUE PANTSLESS EMBRACE
Thrawnlives: HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR ETERNAL SNATCHING OF MY PANTZZZZ!
Thrawnlives: Wow, I feel like I'm getting hoarse just reading my words in capslock.
Jefardi: one...COULD say that
Jefardi: wouldn't you agree Astefan?
Arkanianjedi: ...yes
Arkanianjedi: yes, he is
Jefardi: you might even say....I live here
Arkanianjedi: he really does
Rashos: Nothing wrong with that ••
Firgreer: You might even say he is a digital entity that was programmed by Josh to watch over the forum.
Rashos: So what factions are active atm?
Jefardi: jedi/neut
Steshalorkin: jef
Jefardi: yes?
Steshalorkin: no, you as a faction
Arkanianjedi: being a waitress at that particular restaurant is probably considered a really good gig for her, and better than whatever her parents did/do for a living
Jefardi: they were probably accountants, i can't imagine a worse hell
Taloombray: Lenara: [flirting achieved. Move on to next goal]
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DRUNKEN AZRA TIME:
AzraGlenstorm: alex needs to be here, drunk
AzraGlenstorm: If I could cuddle with everyone, I would.
AzraGlenstorm: lolllllll
Arkanianjedi: even Alex?
AzraGlenstorm: Can you cuddle and stab at the same time?
AzraGlenstorm: I don't have bad ideas. I only have awesome ideas.
AzraGlenstorm: And everything I do while drunk issomething I want to do sober. So I have no drunk regrets.
Taloombray: so... do female mammilian jedi not wear bras or is that some sort of auto force power?
AzraGlenstorm: Phoenix would be llike I KNOW YOU ARE A JEDI. NOW TRAIN ME WITH YOUR DINOSAUR AWESOMENESS.
AzraGlenstorm: FOR I SHALL BE THE GREATEST JEDI OF ALL TIME
AzraGlenstorm: And Phoenix would be like, NAH MAN. I'd never hurt a fly. I JUST LIKE BEING AWESOME.
AzraGlenstorm: No, I'm wine tipsy.
AzraGlenstorm: tis quite different from mixed drink tipsy.
AzraGlenstorm: less ridiculous things are said.
Taloombray: you've already told us yer weight tho
AzraGlenstorm: But I'd tell you that sober
AzraGlenstorm: 110-115 lbs depending on when i've eaten or whatever
AzraGlenstorm: 5'4
AzraGlenstorm: blonde hair
AzraGlenstorm: hazel eyes
AzraGlenstorm: AND I'M A HOTTIE
AzraGlenstorm: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
AzraGlenstorm: EVERYONE GET TIPSY
AzraGlenstorm: I've never been tipsy with Star Wars friends before. This should happen.
AzraGlenstorm: yes. yes you should.
AzraGlenstorm: and then we can al flirt our heads off with each other.
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SwirlingForce: also, is Brik joining?
Taloombray: dunno
SwirlingForce: I assume Azra will fawn over him and convince him to join with her eyelashes?
Ajjiaka: i vote for dragons...
Taloombray: yes
Taloombray: because dragons can be harnessed and ridden
Taloombray: and they can fly
Taloombray: which is badass
Arkanianjedi: you go ahead and try to ride Smaug
Ajjiaka: and they're just plain sexy
Arkanianjedi: Jef and I will sell tickets
Arkanianjedi: for people to watch
Jefardi: alex is back
Taloombray: where?
Arkanianjedi: EVERYBODY JUMP HIM!
Taloombray: hmmm... now i'm torn
Arkanianjedi: don't move!
Arkanianjedi: I'll go get a needle and thread
Taloombray: LOL
Steshalorkin: are you sure you want to let HIM do that?
Arkanianjedi: *returns with needle and thread*
Arkanianjedi: actually I was gonna suggest that Stesha is probably the best at sewing out of everyone present
Taloombray: [pulls out the poking/smacking stick to ward off Stephen]
Steshalorkin: that's right
Taloombray: I can sew
Arkanianjedi: well, fine then
Arkanianjedi: go sew yourself!
Arkanianjedi: *tosses the needle and thread at Tal*
Arkanianjedi: *premtive glomp*
AzraGlenstorm: *GLOMP*
Jefardi: WHO IS THE ANON
Taloombray: when you are an admin, you will have access to IP addresses
Jefardi: hehehehehehehehe
Taloombray: so you can find out
Jefardi: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jefardi: (extreme evil laughter occurs)
AzraGlenstorm: ...oh no...
AzraGlenstorm: so... i can't hide anymore...
AzraGlenstorm: this is an invasion of privacy!
Jefardi: THIS IS CALLED POWER
Taloombray: but why hide? we love you here
Arkanianjedi: and so, Jef's true motivation for becoming an admin is revealed!
AzraGlenstorm: because i don't like being nagged for posts X(
Taloombray: then you should post more often to avoid being nagged at
Jefardi: if you don't want nagging, just ask for no nagging
Taloombray: or post
Jefardi: just know
AzraGlenstorm: but i post as often as i can!
Jefardi: deep down
Jefardi: inside my inner psyche
Arkanianjedi: if you scroll back up, you'll see that I managed to glomp you FIRST
AzraGlenstorm: and i told you when I made the character Jef, that I couldn't make any promises about posting
Jefardi: you are making a small child
Jefardi: cry out in despair
AzraGlenstorm: ...OHMYGOODNESS I thought "you are making a small child" was your response to stephen saying he glomped me.
Arkanianjedi: dammit Jef, now I'll never be able to think of glomping the same way again!
AzraGlenstorm: ...no that's just not fair. stephen you can't let him taint your mind like that!
AzraGlenstorm: i want to innocently glomp!
Jefardi: ....
AzraGlenstorm: ...
AzraGlenstorm: *headdesk*
Arkanianjedi: Alex isn't always a good influence
Arkanianjedi: there's a reason Azra stabs him
AzraGlenstorm: maybe not... but he's a FUN influence. XD
Arkanianjedi: hehe
AzraGlenstorm: hahahahahaha
Jefardi: ....
AzraGlenstorm: "There's a reason Azra stabs him."
AzraGlenstorm: JEF DON'T MAKE THAT PERVERTED
Jefardi: in a jam, think we could get a hold of azra?
Arkanianjedi: not necessary, I just spammed him
Taloombray: i have fewer ways of getting a hold of her than i do Alex, so no
Jefardi: spammed him on what? AIM? or FB?
Arkanianjedi: CP
Taloombray: [snerk]
Arkanianjedi: cell phone
Deannasaurus: You should probably refrain from using that acronym.
Taloombray: just a bit
Arkanianjedi: why?
Deannasaurus: It stands for child porn. ••
Taloombray: CP is internet-acronym for child porn
Deannasaurus: Sooooooooooooooo yeah.
Arkanianjedi: and that, Jef, probably constitutes a mind break
Taloombray: i dunno... i think the glomp child-making was better
(following a discussion of radio-collared squirrels on college campuses)
Taloombray: least when i was there, there was a family of foxes that lived RIGHT in the center of campus
Arkanianjedi: isn't it unusual for foxes to live right in the middle of someplace that gets that much human traffic?
Taloombray: yes and no
Taloombray: they adapt readily to urban settings
Taloombray: but at least our little fox family never interacted with the students
Taloombray: which is likely why they were allowed to remain
Arkanianjedi: maybe the foxes were studying the radio-controlled *humans*
Arkanianjedi: they probably had a stolen cellphone and were trying to figure out how it related to all the humans that had one seemingly stuck to their heads/hands
Arkanianjedi: I'm inclined to believe that we should be allowed to keep our guns
Arkanianjedi: though if I were ever to snap and go on a killing spree, it wouldn't be with a gun
Steshalorkin: and he's going to thialand soon
Taloombray: why?
Steshalorkin: residency
Arkanianjedi: to escape the gun control
Jefardi: my roommate is setting up his altar
Jefardi: and doing ritual soon i thnk
Arkanianjedi: eh, tell him not to bother
Jefardi: why not?
Arkanianjedi: the demon beavers don't seem to be hurting anything
Steshalorkin: you leave my beavers alone
Arkanianjedi: keep ignoring them and they'll fade away
Steshalorkin: they are content building their damn dam
SwirlingForce: quick change of topic, then I'll shut up. Is the lightsaber menu and affiliates all screw for other people as well?
Arkanianjedi: Jef, you'll have to pay for his therapy too it looks like
Jefardi: DAM IT
Arkanianjedi: SHUSH
Arkanianjedi: you'll draw aggro from the demon beavers!
Jefardi: see THAT is why i have a shotgun
Jefardi: to defend against the demon beavers!
Taloombray: Stesha, rein in yer beavers or they're gonna get shot
Jefardi: don't make me do it!
Steshalorkin: are you near what was told to be dam-ed?
Steshalorkin: -beavers beging to dam(n) the lightsaber menu and affiliates board-
Steshalorkin: if the beavers aren't bothering anyone, i'm going to bed
Arkanianjedi: you might want to take all the beavers with you, just to be on the safe side\
Arkanianjedi: then you don't have to worry about them hurting anyone or Jef trying to shoot them
Jefardi: or jef's roommate enslaving them for their demon powers to sacrifice to Anubis
Steshalorkin: -sigh-
Steshalorkin: -encircles their area with salt and holy water-
Steshalorkin: there they can't leave the circle
Taloombray: that only works on vampire slugs
Arkanianjedi: just so long as nobody breaks that circle
Arkanianjedi: just so long as nobody breaks that circle
Arkanianjedi: it doesn't even have to be holy water, as long as you infuse the circle with a bit of will
Arkanianjedi: as long as you've got chalk or salt or something to make a circle with
Jefardi: triangle of light or salt
Arkanianjedi: how did you phrase the question in which you asked for advice?
Jefardi: or cage of iron
Steshalorkin: no cages
Jefardi: how would you trap demon beavers
Steshalorkin: they are my beavers, i say they can't get out of the circle, they can't get out
Steshalorkin: now don't break the circle
Jefardi: i'm using a triangle now
Arkanianjedi: making the triangle outside the circle?
Jefardi: morphing the circle into a triangle
Steshalorkin: -taps toe and glares-
Arkanianjedi: YOU IDIOT!
Taloombray: [starts drawing one of those thing from FMA]
Arkanianjedi: when the beavers attack you, it'll be on your own head!
Arkanianjedi: for messing up the circle!
Steshalorkin: so saith their creator, a circle
Arkanianjedi: clearly, Stesha is the resident demon beaver expert
Taloombray: [draws a circle with an equilateral triangle in it which itself has a verticle line through it]
Jefardi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Taloombray: no... other way around
Steshalorkin: now put it back so i can go to sleep with the HOPE that they won't eat you
Jefardi: YOU ARE GOING TO SUMMON CTHULLU
Jefardi: CTHULLUOID DEMON BEAVERS
Ajjiaka: dude... you repel sea-bears with circles....
Taloombray: triangle with a circle in it with a verticle line in it
Steshalorkin: i got it tal
Taloombray: [summons Harry Potter]
~Later~
Taloombray: [goes and sulks up the tree]
Steshalorkin: jef, did you fix the circle?
Jefardi: yup
Jefardi: its now a triangle
Steshalorkin: ...............
Arkanianjedi: yo Tal, up in a tree is not the place to be when there are about to be angry demon beavers on the loose
Steshalorkin: they wouldn't be on the loose if someone fixes the circle
Taloombray: s'my tree
Arkanianjedi: which makes it beaver-proof?
Taloombray: if her beavers start in on it i'm within my rights to shoot them
Steshalorkin: and it is notable OUTSIDE the circle
Arkanianjedi: the circle that Jef kriffed up
Jefardi: whatever you do, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MAKE A CIRCLE YOULL DOOM US ALL
Taloombray: [sits on the front porch with a Wookiee shotgun]
Arkanianjedi: go ahead and do whatever you want, Jef
Arkanianjedi: I'll watch from in here
Arkanianjedi: *draws a circle around himself and infuses it with his will*
Jefardi: triangles ground the energy far more
Steshalorkin: they are MY demon beavers and i say they need a circle
Arkanianjedi: like, if I'm inside a circle, can they get in?
Steshalorkin: -small voice- it's the most area in the smallest circunfrence
Taloombray: hokey religions and archane geometry are no match for a good shotgun at your side
Taloombray: altho Stesha needs props for her geometry comment
Ajjiaka: *draws a square?*
Jefardi: you'll kill us all! it has to be a triangle!
Arkanianjedi: squares are worthless here, dear
Taloombray: [draws trapazoid]
Steshalorkin: lol
Ajjiaka: whats wrong with a square?!
Arkanianjedi: I've never heard of any magic that requires squares
Ajjiaka: it's even
Ajjiaka: on all sides!
Jefardi: it would kill us all!
Ajjiaka: it's like...... united
Taloombray: [draws a rombus]
Ajjiaka: it's like.... "all sides are created equal"
Arkanianjedi: except that the demon beavers and us are not equal
Taloombray: [draws a sphere, but only with 1 dimension, so it looks like a line]
Steshalorkin: if i come back and you have a new hat, i'll make a hat out of you
Taloombray: so are we effectively gonna be sneaking out the backdoor while the jedi masters are still in conference?
SwirlingForce: haha, I suppose so. Technically they're still in there aren't they?
Taloombray: since none of them have posted for... over 3 months?
SwirlingForce: Probably talking about the required robe length for female Padawans or something
AzraGlenstorm: They better specify equal robe length for males and females or Azra is going to have a fit
SwirlingForce: well its the female length that causes the distractions
AzraGlenstorm: Azra is not concerned about male's inability to stay focused.
Taloombray: well wat are they gonna do if you refuse to wear their new low-cut robes? toss you out an airlock?
AzraGlenstorm: She does not see why she should have to suffer for her weaker-minded counterparts.
SwirlingForce: detention?
SwirlingForce: scrubbing the engine deck?
Taloombray: this sort of setting seems like one of those places where people could refuse and there'd be little that could be done about it
Taloombray: "I refuse to wear your new robes!" "You have to" "No I don't!" "Well, we'll make you scrub the engines with your toothbrush" "No, I don't think I'll be doing that either" "..."
Taloombray: [jedi masters huddle in a corner whispering about what to do now]
SwirlingForce: Not a very good Jedi
SwirlingForce: only choice? exile.
SwirlingForce: "Hand over your lightsaber and GTFO"
AzraGlenstorm: Oh she'd give them a speech. "Their lack of focus is neither my fault nor my problem. I see no reason why we females should have to suffer for our weaker-minded counterparts. If this is such an issue then perhaps the Masters should focus their efforts on better disciplining their male padawans rather than scolding the females who are clearly far more progressed in their training."
SwirlingForce: "And what purpose does your short robes serve, jedi Glenstorm?"
AzraGlenstorm: See the thing is, Azra wouldn't even be wearing short robes anyway
SwirlingForce: "Good, then there is no need to make an issue of our ruling. Problem solved.
Taloombray: LOL... and meanwhile, my character is perpetually naked
Taloombray: win
SwirlingForce: hahaha
AzraGlenstorm: Hahahaha she'd bring that up. "Mr. Taloombray over here is practically naked and no one seems to have a problem with that. That's species-ist."
Taloombray: hehe
Taloombray: and he'd be all "WTF?! Don't bring me into your weird human clothing arguments"
AzraGlenstorm: "So now you are not only sexist but species-ist. I would expect better from the Masters of the Jedi Council."
AzraGlenstorm: She'd probably just wink at Tal and be like, "Don't worry, I got this."
Arkanianjedi: has Alex performed the ceremony with the goats yet?
Taloombray: HAHAHAAH
Taloombray: [snerk]
Jefardi: he is preparing!
Taloombray: [runs off giggling]
Taloombray: sorry... my brain's been in the gutter for a while now
Jefardi: ...
Taloombray: heh... ahem... uh, go about your business. Pay no attention to the giggling Wookiee
Taloombray: move along
Arkanianjedi: Tal probably pictures the ceremony as involving doing something with the goats other than sacrificing them
Taloombray: move along
Jefardi: ....
Jefardi: seriously tal?
Taloombray: dude... I'm a furry, I was lampustinaing your roommate's worshiping of the furries' favored ragamuffin god, and Stephen just explained how his character was not a pedo
Taloombray: i have habits of making my computer passwords long enough "to launch nuclear devices" as one of my friends put it
Ajjiaka: *climbs the tree... watching Tal*
Ajjiaka: >.>
Taloombray: why are you in my tree?
Ajjiaka: its not your tree i had this earlier!
Ajjiaka: my tree!
Ajjiaka: I'LL PEE ON IT
Taloombray: the giant tree in the chat is my tree
Taloombray: I HAVE ALREADY PEED ON IT
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RANDOM CHAT RP, that was not on Chatango/chatbox
he's probably going to resort to digging up some texts or something and be like, "Just read this" *hands her huge tome*
=five minutes later=
"Done. Now what?"
no no no no
=four minutes and forty seven seconds later=
"Done, I took notes and wrote a 15 page paper in 5 font..want it double spaced?"
Bandon: "..."
Saskira: "Double space it is" *goes over to holodevice, followed by printing noises*
Bandon: "And in bigger than 5pt font!"
Saskira: "but all those poor tree and rai- hang on...aren't we suppose to be doing evil stuff? Klark the rainforests" *goes to reprint in 15 font*
he's very quickly going to get to the point where he uses her to do his research
he'll be like, "We're looking for [this] and here are my resources. See what clues you can find on where it is."
"and WHERE WERE YOU A YEAR AGO? This would have been SO MUCH easier and I could have had Sjena eating out of my hand by now!!"
"uhhhhh staring at this hot pureblood...he almost looked like Lord adasca" *pulls up a picture of Lord Adasca* " except like....25 years younger. And hotter."
"Wait what? what does that have to do with anything?!"
*Bandon wasn't paying that close attention to picture*
"well...you asked where I was like...a year ago."
"So you spent your time oggling the attractive males on your home planet?"
"uh...yea...pretty much. When I wasn't waiting on tables"
-Slight Retcon-
"Hmm let me see...a year ago I was waiting on this cute guy named astefan. He never called me, jerk"
*Bandon's ears prick up* Did he give a last name?
"...no..." *obviously confused*
"Well did he carry a lightsaber?"
*nervous gulp* "I...I think so Master. He did have a couple of friends, including this disgusting hum--...uhhh *nervous glancing*..who..er....hit on me. I think his name was...gart? garret? And one of my kind, as well as a large moving..furry...thing. Wookiee i think is what they are called."
because all she'd get from bandon would be a WTF expression
she will probably get that expression a lot
she go like "what? Oh he was a jedi wasn't he? ....Jedi can be hot too." *ponders the jedi she keeps on hearing about from bandon* "Isn't bastila suppose to be attractive for a human?"
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Caiusordo: we should show Candy the new site
Jefardi: yes, we should
Candalore: This is one of those things where you guys take me to an old van with "free candy" spray painted on the side isn't it?
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Jefardi: INCOMING THRAWN
Thrawnlives: DEANNA!!!!!
Deannasaurus: ALANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jefardi: oopsm caps
Deannasaurus: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR CAPS LOCK
Thrawnlives: DEANNA!!!!!!
Deannasaurus: ALANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Thrawnlives: THE DAYS, THE YEARS, THEY HAVE BEEN EMPTY WITHOUT YOU!!!!
Deannasaurus: HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR BLUE PANTSLESS EMBRACE
Thrawnlives: HOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR ETERNAL SNATCHING OF MY PANTZZZZ!
Thrawnlives: Wow, I feel like I'm getting hoarse just reading my words in capslock.